If you see a guy wandering through your neighborhood in a red shirt while carrying a clipboard, don’t be alarmed — it’s the FiOS guy!
“You may not be aware that the town of Grafton recently approved our license for cable TV,” he began.
Dude. I know that. I had an email within minutes of Selectmen signing the contract.
I did not invite the FiOS guy in — I really don’t like to let strange men with clipboards into my house unannounced, I’m kind of weird that way — but I did tell him we’d already made an appointment to be converted.
Hey, it works for the door-to-door religion pushers, why not?