Mr. Bendy spent a seriously cold night outside getting buried in the snow from his position taped to a post like an old-time silent movie heroine.
Let’s go to Mr. Bendy, LIVE.
MR. BENDY: Well Jenn, I hope you’re happy when I start to rust.
JENN: Stop being such a drama queen. How’s the weather out there?
MR. BENDY: The snow continues to come down fast and furious. There hasn’t been a lot of wind, so there’s very little drift on the deck for naysayers to complain that this unit of measurement has been compromised in any way.
JENN: And how deep is the snow?
MR. BENDY: We are just around 54 picas.
JENN: Translate, please.
MR. BENDY: That would be about 9 inches.
JENN: Fantastic. And what else is in the forecast?
MR. BENDY: We’re going to see snow straight on through Sunday, so I hope you bought plenty of gas for your snowblower — you’re going to need it.
JENN: Any tips for our viewers out there?
MR. BENDY: I’d advise them to stay inside and bake Christmas cookies, because it’s only 15 degrees out here. I dare you to lick me.