10:10 Dance floor full of whirling women. Most auction items way over value.
9:30 Who knew Chris Lemay could dance like that? Wow.
8:45 Table bribes me to take picture. Says they have pic of me falling. I beg for copy for blog. I have no shame. Klutzes unite!
8:30 Jack thanks committee, town. Predicts final fund ttally as$100k after tonight. In six months? Wow.
7:30 Warn Jack he hired Lucy Ricardo. He says I know how to make entrance.
7:15 Lt. Gov. Murray talks fondly of communal times at school football games under lights.
7:05 Rev. Goodwin tells people at bar he has holy water.
7 p.m. Stumble and fall onto dance floor. Stunned silence, I attempt graceful recovery. Greg Byrne cracks joke. Camera is ok, ego shot.