I know — I know — I’m supposed to be the adult here. I’m supposed to go up to random teenagers who choose to use our beloved bandstand as a jump off point for their skateboarding and say in my best mom voice, “Don’t you know this is an historic artifact? Shouldn’t you be using the skateboard park?”
But ooh, shiny new Greater Grafton camera with an untested sports setting. Midair! The kid and his skateboard are in midair!
I then fixed them with the mom look and they skedaddled.