(Struts down the catwalk, does a pivot turn to pout at the judges)
Project Runway starts Thursday!
(Rips off her jacket to reveal the detail of the dress, created out of PAYT bags)
As you may or may not know, Project Runway was stolen moved from Bravo to Lifetime. This means, on Verizon at least, the new number you need to program into your remote is Channel 640. Repeat, tune to Channel 640. This is a fashion emergency, people!
(Throws jacket, cunningly manufactured from recycled materials, over her shoulder)
Basically, don’t plan to do anything that night (Secondary School Committee, I’m looking at you. I was promised the meeting was moved to Aug. 27), because at 8 p.m., they’re having a one-time “All-Stars” two-hour special, in which they will attempt to have the egos of both Santino and Jeffrey in one room, leaving barely enough space for the ever-delightful Michael, Uli, Korto and Chris, among others, to “make it work.”
Then at 10 p.m., all new Project Runway! New cast! L.A.! Heidi! Tim Gunn! Michael Kors! Nina Garcia! And, it cannot be said enough, TIM GUNN!
(Struts back down the catwalk, miraculously without falling)
And at 11 p.m., we’re getting a show just about the models! I have just one question — why couldn’t they have done this in season four with the lovely Grafton-native Lauren Browne?
Bonus! YouTube montage of Jillian Lewis’ Project Runway designs, most of which feature the lovely Lauren!